Message 1:
A Friend Is Like a Stapler Pin,It's Easy 2 Attach But Difficult 2 Remove,and The Worst Is Wen U Remove it,It Leaves d Paper Damaged FOREVER!!!!
Message 2:
I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
.
.
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“You are so beautiful”
Message 3:
God made us body parts for a reason.
Eyes: to look at you
Hands: to pray for you
Mind: to remember you
Heart: to miss you
and…
Legs: to kick you if u ever forget me!!
Message 4:
Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.
Message 5:
Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:- because I can't bear that much happiness
Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents.
Message 6:
Guy - Can I c0nfess s0mething?
Girl - Sure!
Guy - You've the prettiest smile I`ve ever seen ? ..
Girl - Can I confess s0mething as well?
Guy - Yeahh.
... ... ......Girl - This smile only exists because 0f y0uu =]
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